Checklist for horror movies

Here are some things to consider doing. Some items may not be applicable to you.

Here’s a checklist for watching horror movies from

  • Don’t Ever Investigate Or Say You’ll "Be Right Back"
  • Turn Around, Because It’s Always Behind You
  • Never Watch A Horror Movie When You’re In One
  • Make Sure Your Car is Always in Perfect Working Order
  • Don’t Ever Split Up
  • When Haunted, Just Move Out of the Damn House
  • Wear Comfortable Shoes
  • Avoid Proms and All Other High School Parties
  • Always Assume Your Attacker Is Still Alive
  • Keep Your Pants On

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